The Phobos Moon Fan Club!

This is the official Phobos Moon Fan Club homepage! We here at the PMFC strive to bring you the latest and greatest news and updates pertaining to the one and only, Phobos Moon! We are currently excepting applications for new members.

UPDATE!!@1

Our beloved leader is MIA!!! There is a huge ass reward out there for his safe return to us.

Phobos, come home please. We miss0rz j00!!

Members

The PMFC roster thus far!

Anne Thrax - President and Founder*

-Axiom- - 2nd in command

redm - hates Phobos

Hickeroar - King Llama's Servant Bitch

lilac - espionage agent

Xevious - Slut Daddy

Mk III - Slut Pimp

PitaBred - King Llama

FRaGMaN11 - Skank Slut

Bender - Baby Llama

Jake the Super Slug - The Big Squirmy Thing on the Floor

Zerozombie - Sexy Flesh Eater

Sni(+)peR - f33r him

Dracula - Really likes sniffing Anne Thrax's dirty underwear... Fr34k!

Becoming a Member

To become a licensed member of the PMFC, at which point you will receive an orange Phobos Moon beanie and a copy of his book 'I Masturbate at Midnight', please send a 25.00 *application fee to me. If you act quickly, the first 15 applicants get a free Rosie O'Donnel muumuu whether you are accepted or not!

 

Stickers!

(Print it out and stick it in your car window! Antenna balls coming soon!)

 

*I need a vp. Anyone?! Anyone?!